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Tuesday, March 08, 2005

a conversation with mikey 

I left a comment on faith's blog about my fiance, Rhiannon, and how she would describe why the sky is blue.

"Rhiannon, on the other hand, would explain it like "the sky's blue because the earth is surrounded by orbiting smurfs."


Mikey sent me an email...

you know, i am STILL laughing about blue smurfs orbiting the Earth. does
rhiannon really think like that? hahahahah


So I wrote this back to him...

She sure does. She came up with a theory the other day that still blows me away. You'll need some background though...she has a shirt with a snail riding on a turtle's back and the snail saying "WEEEEEEEEEE!."

One day she was talking about turtles and accidentally said snails. I said, "don't you mean turtles?" After that little...oops I've been caught...look, she says "No, I meant snails. Snails are baby turtles. When they grow up they get legs and a head. They've already got the shell."

Later on when talking about our progression of pets (we're going to get a turtle first, then a bunny, then a puppy, then a baby. She thinks there's an emu in there somewhere but I'm not gonna cave.) she came up with an entirely new evolutionary progression.

snail < turtle < bunny < puppy < human

If you notice, cats aren't in there at all. This is to avoid cannibalism.

Shit, I gotta blog about this. LOL!!! I need that shirt.


I do love her.

edit - added mikey's response

hahahah she's nuts.

so wha, bunnies are turtles that don't have shells?

ok. i may have to photoshop an "evolutionary" chart for her. heh.

I'm waiting on the chart buddy!

-z

// posted by zagood @ 2:52 PM
Comments:
i've figured it out - Rhiannon invented Pokemon.

i never understood how the Pokemon evolved, anyway.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:09 PM
 
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