Thursday, December 15, 2005
BEEP!
you ever wake up "early" because you hear a random...
BEEP!
you don't really really know what it is, you think your computer's about to explode...
BEEP!
it's not the computer, but you've tracked it down to the living room...
BEEP!
it's coming...from the ceiling?
BEEP!
Ah, it's the smoke alarm. Batteries must be running low.
BEEP!
Grab the stepstool, get up there...
BEEP!
Figure out how the thing opens since you've only lived here a few months...
BEEP!
Almost get decapitated because you forgot to turn off the ceiling fan...
BEEP!
Turn off ceiling fan...
BEEP!
Climb back up on the stepstool...
BEEP!
Take out the battery...
BEEP!
wtf?
BEEP!
But I took out the battery...
BEEP!
But you have no power Mr. Smoke Alarm...
BEEP!
WHY DO YOU TORMENT ME?!?!!!
BEEP!
Yup, it's actually hardwired into the ceiling. Muthafukka. Hopefully a new battery will do the trick.
-z
BEEP!
BEEP!
you don't really really know what it is, you think your computer's about to explode...
BEEP!
it's not the computer, but you've tracked it down to the living room...
BEEP!
it's coming...from the ceiling?
BEEP!
Ah, it's the smoke alarm. Batteries must be running low.
BEEP!
Grab the stepstool, get up there...
BEEP!
Figure out how the thing opens since you've only lived here a few months...
BEEP!
Almost get decapitated because you forgot to turn off the ceiling fan...
BEEP!
Turn off ceiling fan...
BEEP!
Climb back up on the stepstool...
BEEP!
Take out the battery...
BEEP!
wtf?
BEEP!
But I took out the battery...
BEEP!
But you have no power Mr. Smoke Alarm...
BEEP!
WHY DO YOU TORMENT ME?!?!!!
BEEP!
Yup, it's actually hardwired into the ceiling. Muthafukka. Hopefully a new battery will do the trick.
-z
BEEP!
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